Make Life Your Bitch A Motivational And Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533469504
Size: 12.70 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

Greetings Asshole

Author: John T
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1537051326
Size: 10.46 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Calm The F Ck Down

Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: John Murray
ISBN: 1473642043
Size: 17.49 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

I Don T Give A Shit Midnight Edition

Author:
Publisher: Green Cow Coloring
ISBN: 1945362154
Size: 15.61 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! This is a swear word Adult coloring book. Swear word coloring book black edition And perfect for Relaxation! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! * Gorgeous original artwork! * If you love swearing this book is for you! This is the perfect adult coloring book for parents. This is the black edition of the book. You will love this best seller! Perfect for Men and women. This midnight edition is full of fun. swear word coloring book jungle What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? Swear word coloring book for parents I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

The Pms Coloring Book

Author: Cynthia Van Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1533365903
Size: 13.26 MB
Format: PDF
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The PMS Coloring Book by Cynthia Van Edwards [MATURE CONTENT] This is a coloring book devoted to each and every woman on the planet earth who must, at some point, face the realities of P.M.S. For some it isn't a big deal, but for the other 99.96% of us... it hurts like a mother-f'er. So get out your pens, sharpies, markers, colored pencils, or lipstick and let's bring out those thoughts and feelings so that we don't murder those closest to us during that time of the month when Lucifer seems to we washing out our insides. It's easy to get really angry sometimes... so we started coloring swear words. This is the Midnight BLACK edition, which uses open Black backgrounds so that your colors literally pop off the page and you can walk around like a lazy eyes psycho and show people what you did last night when you weren't going batshit crazy! What you're left with are really unique and beautiful pieces of art. Show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, but then to really shake things up by splicing in dirty quotes, swear words, clever but vulgar sayings, sh*t like that. It's an eye raping to be sure. Only until you finish coloring each image will the true profanity take it's shape. So be brilliant you son (or daughter) of a b*tch! Show us what you've got! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience

Sweary Coloring Book

Author: Adult Coloring Books
Publisher:
ISBN: 1944575367
Size: 20.79 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately