Pearls Freaks The Out

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449423025
Size: 15.51 MB
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A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips follows the Rat, Zebra, Pig, and the rest of the gang as they offer their opinions on topics ranging from modern technology to the nature of humans and crocodiles.

The Scarlet Letter

Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 9780099511267
Size: 17.78 MB
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Hester Prynne is a beautiful young woman. She is also an outcast. In the eyes of her neighbors she has committed an unforgivable sin. Everyone knows that her little daughter, Pearl, is the product of an illicit affair but no one knows the identity of Pearl’s father. Hester’s refusal to name him brings more condemnation upon her. But she stands strong in the face of public scorn, even when she is forced to wear the sign of her shame sewn onto her clothes--the scarlet letter "A" for "Adulteress."

Pearls Blows Up

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449401061
Size: 12.89 MB
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.

Friends Should Know When They Re Not Wanted

Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9781449401177
Size: 15.48 MB
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In Friends Should Know When They're Not Wanted, Stephan Pastis, of Pearls Before Swine fame, offers a funny take on the dark side of friendship as shown through sappy photographs and sarcastic quotes. Consider the following: * Friendships are like rainbows. They go away. * You can't put a price on a friend. Which is too bad. I'd like to sell mine. * There is no greater joy in life than the simple act of laughing with a friend. Except laughing at him. That rocks. From friends expanding each other's vocabulary with words like "shmulky shlumperdik," to true friendships lasting a lifetime (like chronic back pain), Pastis emphasizes that friends can sure be good for a laugh.

Pearls Sells Out

Author: Pastis, Stephan
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740798641
Size: 13.53 MB
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Stephan Pastis has done it again with Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury. This edgy comic is the perfect collection of insight and observation on humanity's pitiful plight as seen by an arrogant rat, a half-wit pig, and their insane entourage. Pearls Sells Out gives fans their much-needed dose of humor, wit and biting sarcasm. The book also features thoughts and sly comments from Pastis about the strips in running commentary throughout the book. There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis. --Fort Worth Star-Telegram The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath. --reader complaint, Wichita Eagle