The Baby Owner S Manual

Author: Louis Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1931686238
Size: 15.97 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

Baby An Owner S Manual

Author: Steve Tague
Publisher: Harmony
ISBN: 9780307481849
Size: 17.89 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Congratulations on becoming a BABY owner! Your new acquisition, with proper care and maintenance, should provide you with many years of enjoyment. This manual is a complete guide to the care and operation of your new unit. Instructions for models XX-G, “Baby Girl” and XY-B, “Baby Boy” are included herein, with specific instructions for handling, filling, storing, transporting, cleaning, and troubleshooting. To keep your unit in proper working order, please follow all instructions carefully. Warning: The publishers of this manual are not responsible for any damage unit causes to owner’s home, property, or mental health. Please allow up to nine months for delivery. From the Trade Paperback edition.

The Toddler Owner S Manual

Author: Brett R. Kuhn
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594740267
Size: 20.98 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Just when you feel like you've mastered your infant's maintenance routine, the little rascal begins to malfunction: refusing fuel, crying in public and roaming the house at 3 a.m.Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! How can you master this changing technology?With hilarious schematic diagrams, trouble-shooting tips, step-by-step instructions and advice for toddler maintenance, The Toddler Owner's Manual has the answers. Written by a child psychologist in simple and straightforward language, the helpful strategies cover everything about dealing with toddlers 12 months old and up, from training the toddler for self waste disposal to how and when to upgrade the crib to a bed.The Toddler Owner's Manual is the ideal follow-up to The Baby Owner's Manual.

The Teen Owner S Manual

Author: Sarah Jordan
Publisher:
ISBN: 1594744173
Size: 13.36 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
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Provides advice and tips for parenting teenagers, tackling such topics as puberty, academic problems, bullies, teenage sex and dating, and parent-child communication.

The Home Owner S Manual

Author: Dan Ramsey
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594741034
Size: 12.28 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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A building and home-improvement contractor gives step-by-step instructions and helpful diagrams in the same irreverent yet informative style of the previous Owner's Manuals.